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HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?
Ol Jeb was slowly working his way back to the ranch after drinking all night at the local saloon. As he wandered along the river he notices a group of people gathered around and there seems to be some sort of a commotion.
Ol Jeb heads his horse in their direction to get a better look and as he reaches the waters edge he falls off his horse...Turns out the group was in the middle of a baptism.
The preacher grabs Ol Jeb by the shoulders and asks him "Are you ready to find Jesus?"
Ol Jeb, too drunk to realize what he was getting into answers "Sure."
Upon that the preacher dunks him under the water and then pulls him up and asks, "Have you found Jesus?"
Ol Jeb says "no" so the preacher dunks him again and asks him "have you found Jesus?"
Again Jeb says "no" so this time the preacher dunks him and holds him under for almost a full minute and then brings him to the surface and again asks him "Have you found Jesus?"
By this time ol Jeb is half drowned. He coughs and hacks and spits up some water and says,
"Not yet! Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
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