THE HAUNTED SALOON Submitted by Larry Watkins
An old cowboy was sitting at a bar having a drink and listening to the jukebox. Just as George Straight started playing, a ghost appeared to him. The cowboy was so startled he almost fell off his stool. The ghost told the cowboy, ya know I was killed in this bar! I use to be the piano player. The cowboy replied, were ya that bad? The ghost replied no I was that good! The problem is I’m now trapped in this darn jukebox and my spirit is forever tormented until I’m set free. Well, how do I set you free? You need to take that bar stool and bust it over the jukebox, and then I’ll be free. Being drunk enough, the cowboy busted the bar stool over the jukebox. The next day the cowboy woke up in jail. As he sat there with a headache a ghost appeared to him and said ya know I use to be locked up in here! The problem is ……
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