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Cowboy Poetry and Western Verse
RODEO QUEEN
Mike Berger
The guys on the circuit were smitten.
The rodeo queen was the most
gorgeous thing we had ever seen. They
all wanted to ask her out, but she said
they would have to stand in line.
I am no snaggletooth cowboy, so I
tossed my white hat into the ring. I am
not into those elegant pickup lines, so
I asked straight out if she would go out
with me.
My jaw nearly dropped to the floor when
she said yes. There was a sparkle in her
eyes. We went to the best steakhouse
in the town. We sat in the romantic
candlelight and drank red wine.
I drove her to the local passion flats
where we enjoyed the view. I worked up
the courage to put the moves on her. She
shook her head and said, "No." I persisted.
That little lady throws a punch like the kick of a mule.
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